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queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

Guys, install the PanicButton extension for Chrome. It closes and saves all your open tabs and opens up your preset ‘Panic’ ones like Facebook, Yahoo and Google for example. Then you can restore all your tabs by clicking the button again and entering your password. 

THIS IS THE MOST USEFUL THING SOMEONE HAS EVER COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY POSTS THANK YOU

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dukkharupa:

Fuck russian cursive.

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN READ THIS
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wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you were wondering this is the image image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

(Source: standardgaydad)

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butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

omfg

I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME

 

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stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!
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WHEN PARENTS LET THEIR KIDS RUN AROUND THE RESTAURANT LIKE IT’S A PLAYGROUND

iamaserver:

WHEN THE HOSTESS TELLS ME I’M GETTING SAT WITH A LARGE PARTY AND I SEE 2 HIGHCHARIS AND NUMBER OF KID MENUS WITH CRAYONS ALREADY ON THE TABLE

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WHEN MY MANAGER IS TALKING DURING PRESHIFT

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